Mr Peepee’s masturbating mission
Friday 11 November 2011, 10:47AM
You have to admire a man with ambition. Although, with a name like Mr Peepee, that ambition was probably never going to translate into something G-rated.
Instead, Mr Peepee is going on a one man masturbating mission – to ‘relieve himself’ in every Starbucks restaurant in New York. That’s 298 in total.
Perhaps more disturbingly, he then photographs the ‘results’ and posts a rating online.
In a podcast that’s since been removed, he explained that bathrooms lose points if they are unclean or if a person knocks on the door and interrupts him.
Mr Peepee has been tweeting his progress since he started in December last year:
“Today’s Starbucks visit is rated as a 4 Boner. Spacious, clean, excellent coffee, strong wifi, no interruptions & 1 hot chick.”
The tweets are now protected though thanks to all the media attention – maybe he’s more shy than he makes out.
